Let’s be real: this ain’t some venture-backed startup with glossy branding and next-day delivery.
We’re not fast fashion.
We’re barely functioning.
But we’re here. And we’ve got something to say.
Razors on the Dashboard is a real brand, with real art, and yes — real products you can buy.
We’ve got shirts, prints, and pieces that wear like armor.
Everything’s made on demand. That means: no stockpiles, no warehouses, no waste.
Just raw style, printed when you order it.
But here’s the catch:
We don’t have investors.
We don’t have capital sitting around to front the costs.
We’re doing this one sale at a time — like pulling teeth from the mouth of capitalism.
If you order something, it might take a minute.
If you buy a print, it might help keep the lights on long enough to drop the next piece.
That’s just where we’re at.
This whole thing is held together with duct tape, dropout dreams, and delusions of freedom — and every time someone makes a purchase, it proves we’re not crazy for trying.
You're not just buying a shirt.
You're fueling the fire.
You're funding the fuck-it.
You're keeping a broke artist in the game.
So yeah — browse the store. Buy something if you vibe with it.
And if you can't?
Stick around anyway. Read the blog. Share the message.
We’re not building a brand.
We’re building a way out.
And if the merch helps us take one more step toward that?
Even better.
— Joseph Inviere